Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm

That Guy · 07-31-2006, 09:04 PM

who's going to give a 3rd or 4th for jacobs? maybe a 6th or 7th. he's not a starter though (at least not from anything he's shown, and a bit whiny too).

and patten is worth more to us as depth than a pick next year. i'm not sure we could even get a 4th for him either, since once its known that he's being shopped, teams will assume he'll just be cut anyways.

saden1 · 07-31-2006, 09:07 PM

According to a government report given to senior members of congress, it appears that David M. Patten was abducted by aliens early Monday morning around 4 am while driving to Redskins Park. The story hasn't been fully confirmed yet but all indications point to an alien abduction having taken place and that Patten was a likely victim.

SmootSmack · 07-31-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

According to government a report given to senior members of congress, it appears that David M. Patten was abducted by aliens early Monday morning around 4 am while driving to Redskins Park. The story hasn't been fully confirmed yet but all indications point to an alien abduction having taken place and that Patten was a likely victim.

I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?

gibbsisgod · 07-31-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Paintrain

With Brian Finneran out in Atlanta for the year, maybe it's time to look at dealing Patten or Jacobs there for a 3rd or 4th round pick..

nobody is going to give a 3rd or a 4th for a practice squad player(jacobs). i mean lets be honest, that is all he is good for anyway!

gibbsisgod · 07-31-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?

la will be covering every thing that concerns the redskins all year long.

MightyJoeGibbs · 07-31-2006, 10:01 PM

Patten not at camp-there were a few absences among the team. Jacobs- did not impress at camp.

SmootSmack · 07-31-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

la will be covering every thing that concerns the redskins all year long.

And the War in Iraq, rising gas prices, stem cell research, Jarred Jeffries and the Knicks, chaos theory, anti-matter, the new season of Prison Break, and so on and so on.

saden1 · 07-31-2006, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?

My sources tell me that LaVar was a likely target though he opted to pay roughly $4 million dollars not to be abducted. It's unfortunate that some people would pay these aliens rather than sucking it up and sticking it through the tough times. America is morally decaying folks. The stench will eventually catch up to us and god shall have his vengeance.

gibbsisgod · 07-31-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

My sources tell me that LaVar was a likely target though he opted to pay roughly $4 million dollars not to be abducted. It's unfortunate that some people would pay these aliens rather than sucking it up and sticking it through the tough times. America is morally decaying folks. The stench will eventually catch up to us and god shall have his vengeance.

thats pretty funny!! take a bow saden!!

That Guy · 07-31-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

nobody is going to give a 3rd or a 4th for a practice squad player(jacobs). i mean lets be honest, that is all he is good for anyway!

too many years in the league, so he's not even able do that.

724Skinsfan · 07-31-2006, 10:48 PM

Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm

gibbsisgod · 07-31-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm

i saw that. i am not to concerned about it though, he shows up to play on gameday and he brings his A game every play. JS is a beast.

jamf · 08-01-2006, 01:54 AM

I hear patten has the asian bird fru. Flu... Damn I i caught it too

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-01-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

And the War in Iraq, rising gas prices, stem cell research, Jarred Jeffries and the Knicks, chaos theory, anti-matter, the new season of Prison Break, and so on and so on.

August 27th!

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-01-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm

He was out because his mother just passed away. I think his dad recently passed too. I feel bad for the guy.

07-31-2006, 09:04 PM	#16
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm who's going to give a 3rd or 4th for jacobs? maybe a 6th or 7th. he's not a starter though (at least not from anything he's shown, and a bit whiny too). and patten is worth more to us as depth than a pick next year. i'm not sure we could even get a 4th for him either, since once its known that he's being shopped, teams will assume he'll just be cut anyways.

07-31-2006, 09:07 PM	#17
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm According to a government report given to senior members of congress, it appears that David M. Patten was abducted by aliens early Monday morning around 4 am while driving to Redskins Park. The story hasn't been fully confirmed yet but all indications point to an alien abduction having taken place and that Patten was a likely victim. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

07-31-2006, 10:01 PM	#21
MightyJoeGibbs The Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community Age: 45 Posts: 1,087	Re: Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm Patten not at camp-there were a few absences among the team. Jacobs- did not impress at camp.

07-31-2006, 10:48 PM	#26
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

08-01-2006, 01:54 AM	#28
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,319	Re: Patten Out With Flu ? Hmmm I hear patten has the asian bird fru. Flu... Damn I i caught it too

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