Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership

Oakland Red · 09-04-2006, 12:18 PM

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The Top 10 Signs that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far
10: Antwaan Randle El plays the Ving Rhames character in the next Mission: Impossible
9: Al Saunders installs the "TomKat" offense.
8: When trailing in the fourth quarter, to rally the fans, the Redskins show Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch on the scoreboard.
7: A biopic on either "Dr. I Don't Know" or "Coach Spanky Janky" gets green-lighted.
6: Clinton Portis goes to a press conference dressed up as Baby Suri.
5: Clinton goes to a press conference dressed as "Sherriff Gonna Getcha" in search of Baby Suri.
4: Entertainment Tonight portrays the Redskins-Giants rivalry as Tom versus Nicole.
3: All bartenders in the Club Level must flip glasses in the air and pour drinks behind their backs.
2: Days of Thunder II starring Joe Gibbs.

Sherriff Gonna Getcha is on the case! And the No. 1 Sign that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far: FedEx Field gets renamed the Church of Scientology of Landover, Maryland!
Thanks so much! We'll be right back with Paul Reiser and Maroon 5!

dan_snyder69 · 09-04-2006, 12:28 PM

wow... can't believe that's on nfl news lol

SKINSnCANES · 09-04-2006, 01:52 PM

Yea...I thought that was a joke when I read it yesterday....lol

artmonkforhallofamein07 · 09-04-2006, 01:55 PM

that's pretty funny... why did Danny back that freak...

09-04-2006, 12:18 PM	#1
Oakland Red Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oakland, Calif. Posts: 268	Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership NFL.com - NFL News The Top 10 Signs that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far 10: Antwaan Randle El plays the Ving Rhames character in the next Mission: Impossible 9: Al Saunders installs the "TomKat" offense. 8: When trailing in the fourth quarter, to rally the fans, the Redskins show Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch on the scoreboard. 7: A biopic on either "Dr. I Don't Know" or "Coach Spanky Janky" gets green-lighted. 6: Clinton Portis goes to a press conference dressed up as Baby Suri. 5: Clinton goes to a press conference dressed as "Sherriff Gonna Getcha" in search of Baby Suri. 4: Entertainment Tonight portrays the Redskins-Giants rivalry as Tom versus Nicole. 3: All bartenders in the Club Level must flip glasses in the air and pour drinks behind their backs. 2: Days of Thunder II starring Joe Gibbs. Sherriff Gonna Getcha is on the case! And the No. 1 Sign that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far: FedEx Field gets renamed the Church of Scientology of Landover, Maryland! Thanks so much! We'll be right back with Paul Reiser and Maroon 5!

09-04-2006, 12:28 PM	#2
dan_snyder69 Camp Scrub Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: maryland & south carolina Posts: 92	Re: Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership wow... can't believe that's on nfl news lol __________________ Moving to the South only has one drawback: No FedEx Field!

09-04-2006, 01:52 PM	#3
SKINSnCANES Pro Bowl Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Age: 42 Posts: 5,454	Re: Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership Yea...I thought that was a joke when I read it yesterday....lol __________________ "I'm used to winning, coming from the University of Miami. " Clinton Portis

09-04-2006, 01:55 PM	#4
artmonkforhallofamein07 Pro Bowl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Charleston , SC Posts: 5,001	Re: Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership that's pretty funny... why did Danny back that freak... __________________ Just win.

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