Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones

[dblanch66]

This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by dblanch66

This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, am I glad to read this.

[ncskinsfanec]

And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. Fine with me though!

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by ncskinsfanec

And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. Fine with me though!

Hell YEAH! God next year is going to be great....

[wilsowilso]

Originally Posted by ncskinsfanec

And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. Fine with me though!

What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.

[hooskins]

Before we start hating J.J. look at Danny Boy, he really isn't much better.

[mapod]

The difference between Danny Boy and J.J is that J.J ****s up their draft picks and Danny Boy trades them all away on friggin overhyped tools (Dwight Freeney)!

[dmek25]

i think the only difference is that jones got lucky with some of his draft picks

[Defensewins]

Originally Posted by wilsowilso

What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.

You know your are correct. I had to think about it for a minute but this statement is dead on correct.
Jerry Jones' time with the Cowboys is a perfect "How To" and "How Not To" for other owners in the NFL.

The Good: JJ hired Jimmy Johnson and let him manage the team. Johnson stocked the team with great talent and they went on to win 3 super bowls.

The Bad: Once Dallas won their second SuperBowl, JJ in his ever present insecurity ran to any open microphone/Tv camera to try and take some of the credit. This pissed off Jimmy Johnson and Norv Turner and they bolted.
JJ then started to micro-manage the team and they went down hill fast.

The Good Again: He hired Parcells and let him manage the team. Parcells started to stock the team with good talent and got them in the playoffs two years in a row.

The Bad Again: JJ couldn't leave well enough alone and forced T.O on Parcells.

I really think owners like Snyder and Jones need to stay out of the day to day football related moves.
While Snyder is an exceptional bussinessman, he is clearly not a football man. He has certanly proven to be not a very good talent evaluater.
Frankly I am not sold on Gibss being a good GM yet, although he is doing a better job than Snyderatto/Spurrier.

[wolfeskins]

i can't stand it when jj shows up the cowboys sideline near the end of a game.

[dblanch66]

This isn't a "drawing of comparison" thread. I am simply pointing out that it is absolutely brain dead to hire an offensive coordinator BEFORE a head coach. I'm not taking away his ...ooooh "3 rings". A lot of people think this Garrett hiring is just dumb. This is the main thrust of the thread. That and the fact that Keith Moon could play a drum solo on his face.
Dallas Sucks.

[dmek25]

hahaha

[GTripp0012]

Originally Posted by wilsowilso

What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.

But based on some of the questionable moves he's made, is it now safe to say that the Cowboys won 3 championships in spite of Jerry Jones?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by GTripp0012

But based on some of the questionable moves he's made, is it now safe to say that the Cowboys won 3 championships in spite of Jerry Jones?

I tell you what, the Cowboys in those days had some great players-a deep threat in Alvin Harper, a dynamic safety in James Washington. Not to mention an offensive mastermind in Norv Turner

Too bad the Redskins couldn't get guys like that...sigh

[wilsowilso]

It seems like Jones has a huge influence on draft day. I don't know if this was always the case, but if he helped pick all those guys like Novacek, Harper, Washington, that sick line and of course the big 3 then he deserves credit. Once again I hate the Cowboys, but Jones gets the job done in my book. One thing to remember is that Jerry Jones was a football player. He won a national championship as a player and he obviously knows football a hell of a lot more than most owners including ours.