question about getting outside food into fedex

[Hog1]

I am a veteran of many concerts at the old Capital Center in Maryland. I recommend the Following:
Wear a big coat
Put two or three beers in the outer pockets
Proceed through security
Allow them to find and confiscate the beer
THIS will ease them into believing they have "caught you", and thus allowing you to smuggle in the 2 flasks (of your favorite drinkable) you have taped to each calf!

.....Repeat as necessary

[MTK]

Here's an exclusive pic of Hog1 sneaking past security:

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by saden1

ArtMonkDrillz beat you all to it.

Thank you! I guess subtlety is lost on some people.

[BDBohnzie]

AMD - you forgot to make the word subtlety bold and font size 7 so we'd all pick up on it...

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Here's an exclusive pic of Hog1 sneaking past security:

Actually, my nickname is "Huggy" Hog1

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Here's an exclusive pic of Hog1 sneaking past security:

He is going to the Skins game not Bangles game.

[htownskinfan]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Usually I scope a handful from the urinal it is free and all you can drink. If you are lucky there might be some free "used beer" in there.