Haynesworth is Behaving Selfishly

[steveherrin]

Off-Topic i know, but I do not have sufficient posts to start a new thread; however, i know there are a lot of people on here from the Richmond area and I have no other way of posting this: Come out to the Richmond Flying Squirrels game tomorrow (Thur, May 13) to meet Redskins great Joe Washington. Meet and greet and will be signing autographs. Here is the link:
or no link because i can't do that either just look up richmond flying squirrels and you will find their webpage.

[mlmdub130]

Originally Posted by steveherrin

Off-Topic i know, but I do not have sufficient posts to start a new thread; however, i know there are a lot of people on here from the Richmond area and I have no other way of posting this: Come out to the Richmond Flying Squirrels game tomorrow (Thur, May 13) to meet Redskins great Joe Washington. Meet and greet and will be signing autographs. Here is the link:
or no link because i can't do that either just look up richmond flying squirrels and you will find their webpage.

this is better than half the crap in this thread anyway

Redskins' Great Joe Washington, May 13th | Richmond Flying Squirrels News

isn't the new mascot named nutzy?

[53Fan]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

See this is the kind of irresponsible journalism I'm talking about. Willie Wonka is gay and everyone knows it! What ex-girlfriend?

[CRedskinsRule]

Apparently not all rumors are true, the war is still hot:

Oz_News

#Bottomlineis #OompaLoompa is on the verge of #extinction 12:48 AM May 11th via txt


[real tweet search #OompaLoompa]

[CRedskinsRule]

WillyWonkaGotGold


I don't like the looks of it. #oompaloompa about 17 hours ago via txt

[CRedskinsRule]

sounds like a third party may be entering the fray

EwokNews

why can't i just find a reallife oompa loompa? i want one so bad. i've got 3 munchkins- just need to complete my collection!damn u WillyWonka

half a minute ago via web

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

.....there are also underlying "facts" that they are reporting. Take, for example, the Oompa Lumpas, JLC reported that an unamed source who is a close friend of someone that banged Willie Wonka's ex girlfriend, says the Oompa Lumpas would like to work for Hershey. That must mean only one thing...they no longer want to be with Willy and they hate him. It can only mean that. What would the unnamed source gain by submitting false information to a member of the media?

Damn 12th! I can see why D-Rave dumped you now. How you gonna creep on her like that?

[SmootSmack]

@RockC_Trey1

Working out with Oompas today! Could be one by midnight!

[SBXVII]

Don't the oompa loompa's look abused? physically and sexually? lol

http://www.belch.com/img/cosoompa.jpg

Clearly the munchins are not gay I mean they were all over Dorothy

http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/j...nchkinland.jpg

[CRedskinsRule]

The final battle:

[GusFrerotte]

Oompa Loompas vs the Munchkins would make a great pay per view!!!!!!

[GusFrerotte]

Originally Posted by Longtimefan

I don't want to speculate on his motives, but I wouldn't go as far to say he dosen't care. He does care, and there still may come a time before this is all said and done that he will take the time to clear the air.

Contrary to some opinions, Haynesworth has many supporters here in the Washington area, not so much among the fair-weather crowd, but the longtime fans here have always had a way of supporting their players. He'll always have his detractors, but for the most part fans here want to see him be a success story.

AH needs to just diffuse the situation by being honest about his apprehension about going to the 3-4 and just leave it at that. Nobody is going to really bite on a trade for AH with that ungodly salary, so he should just play it out. Who knows, maybe he can thrive in the 3-4!!!

[SBXVII]

Oompa Loompas have cool pants though. Where else do you see pants with points on the sides? Well besides Germany in WW2 and old horse riding pants?

[CRedskinsRule]

JaredLameCanthearya

AH in the Battle for LoompaLand today. Reportedly he ate 3 - 4 OompaLoompas, sources close to him say he hates those 3'-4" people.

[CRedskinsRule]

JaredLameCanthearya

Munchkins responded by quickly posting 4'-3" measuring sticks on all scarecrow posts