Eagles fan sues Portis' mom

jamf · 02-24-2006, 10:15 AM

she probably need the money to fix that bad nose job...

Frost · 02-24-2006, 10:36 AM

haha its funny, they started a thread on myspace(redskins group) about this and i happend to mention that it would be kinda funny if everyone were to send hate mail,, and actually a whole bunch off ppl did, i thought that was kinda cool

ArtMonkDrillz · 02-24-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frost

haha its funny, they started a thread on myspace(redskins group) about this and i happend to mention that it would be kinda funny if everyone were to send hate mail,, and actually a whole bunch off ppl did, i thought that was kinda cool

That's awesome, she's getting hate mail for getting punched in the face. I think some of that mail needs to go to her douchebag boyfriend who probably made her into an eagle's fan in the first place. I bet if I checked out a couple of bars in Adams Morgan tonight I could find her screaming "I love this song!" in regards to "Livin' on a Prayer" while she sucks down redbull and vodkas.

P.S. maybe C-Po's mom shouldn't have hit her so hard in the nose, it looks a little jacked up.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-24-2006, 10:47 AM

I won't deny though. She fine. From the neck down.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-24-2006, 10:48 AM

I can give credit where credit is due.

Stacks42 · 02-24-2006, 11:25 AM

Did anyone see here quote on her myspace page? "My singing voice may be forever ruined." what a piece of crap! Hopefully CP's mom didnt hurt her hand breaking that cumdumpsters huge nose.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-24-2006, 11:33 AM

Like I said over at ES, did Portis's mom throat-punch her? Because THAT would be awesome.

No more Hollaback girl for her!

ArtMonkDrillz · 02-24-2006, 11:49 AM

[QUOTE=Stacks42]Did anyone see here quote on her myspace page? "My singing voice may be forever ruined." what a piece of crap! Hopefully CP's mom didnt hurt her hand breaking that cumdumpsters huge nose.[/QUOTES]

So if you pull up next to her jetta in traffic, now you'll know why her singing sounds like shit. Maybe Ms. Gon'Getcha is why she didn't make american idol again.

I guess she is a bit of a Butterface, but the fact that she has the stink of philly all over her would make me vomit. I'll take Skins-loving girls any day of the week over that trash.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-24-2006, 12:05 PM

HAHA! Philly stank.

12thMan · 02-24-2006, 12:51 PM

I bet she's playing LL Cool J's old hit, "Momma Gone Knock you Out"!! LOL

Seriously, I think she should be sueing Victor Conte instead, because of those bad steriods he shot in her nose!!

redrock-skins · 02-24-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacks42

Did anyone see here quote on her myspace page? "My singing voice may be forever ruined." what a piece of crap! Hopefully CP's mom didnt hurt her hand breaking that cumdumpsters huge nose.

I think the "skinny mirrors" she loves ruined her nose.

mooby · 02-24-2006, 11:10 PM

yeah i'm sure her singing voice could get ruined by being punched in the nose.

LongTimeSkinsFan · 02-25-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA! Philly stank.

I believe the correct street term is 'Philly skank'.

02-24-2006, 10:15 AM	#31
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,427	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom she probably need the money to fix that bad nose job...

02-24-2006, 10:36 AM	#32
Frost Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alexandria VA Age: 43 Posts: 301	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom haha its funny, they started a thread on myspace(redskins group) about this and i happend to mention that it would be kinda funny if everyone were to send hate mail,, and actually a whole bunch off ppl did, i thought that was kinda cool __________________ "He can run like Jerry Rice and hit like Night Train Lane" 21

02-24-2006, 10:47 AM	#34
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom I won't deny though. She fine. From the neck down. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-24-2006, 10:48 AM	#35
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom I can give credit where credit is due. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-24-2006, 11:25 AM	#36
Stacks42 Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arlington Va. Age: 49 Posts: 837	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom Did anyone see here quote on her myspace page? "My singing voice may be forever ruined." what a piece of crap! Hopefully CP's mom didnt hurt her hand breaking that cumdumpsters huge nose. __________________ The NEXT special teams coordinator

02-24-2006, 11:33 AM	#37
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom Like I said over at ES, did Portis's mom throat-punch her? Because THAT would be awesome. No more Hollaback girl for her! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-24-2006, 11:49 AM	#38
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom [QUOTE=Stacks42]Did anyone see here quote on her myspace page? "My singing voice may be forever ruined." what a piece of crap! Hopefully CP's mom didnt hurt her hand breaking that cumdumpsters huge nose.[/QUOTES] So if you pull up next to her jetta in traffic, now you'll know why her singing sounds like shit. Maybe Ms. Gon'Getcha is why she didn't make american idol again. I guess she is a bit of a Butterface, but the fact that she has the stink of philly all over her would make me vomit. I'll take Skins-loving girls any day of the week over that trash. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

02-24-2006, 12:05 PM	#39
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom HAHA! Philly stank. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-24-2006, 12:51 PM	#40
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom I bet she's playing LL Cool J's old hit, "Momma Gone Knock you Out"!! LOL Seriously, I think she should be sueing Victor Conte instead, because of those bad steriods he shot in her nose!!

02-24-2006, 11:10 PM	#42
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,596	Re: Eagles fan sues Portis' mom yeah i'm sure her singing voice could get ruined by being punched in the nose. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

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