Antwaan Randle-El Throws out opening pitch

[hooskins]

That was pretty funny, come up with a better one, and then complain.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by hooskins

That was pretty funny, come up with a better one, and then complain.

Hey...how often can you post a joke and STILL stay on-topic?

[PorterHouse]

Throwin out 1st pitches in baseball games? I dont care if he the the president in the Potomac, just catch td's ( oh yeah throw a few ) thats all that matters to me. Seriously he s just interducin himself to the fans.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

I got thrown out of a local baseball game last week, so I feel your pain. Umpires are a little sensitive when they won't even let me press my man parts against a piece of plexiglass to protest a call. Whatever happened to the 1st Amendment?

Yeah, umpires have definitely gotten more strict lately. Nobody gives a shit about the 1st Amendment anymore, they want to put restrictions on everything. You can do it, but it'll give people a bad opinion of you, and they'll disapprove of it and try and get you punished and everything.