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Old 06-22-2006, 03:00 PM   #31
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i dont lol. its against man law!
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:02 PM   #32
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look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber
have you seen the episode of seinfeld where kramer misses his chance?
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:02 PM   #33
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look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber
I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:06 PM   #34
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C.E.O of B.M.

You can be president.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:18 PM   #35
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i dont lol. its against man law!
I was mocking you and your use of the term "sig." But now that I've thought about it, that's not the same as using IM lingo so nevermind.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:19 PM   #36
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I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.
you're on your own, I can poop just fine thanks.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:26 PM   #37
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No one will help me...even when I offer my closely guarded secrets.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:28 PM   #38
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Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:29 PM   #39
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Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!
Ha! What an amatuer.
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Ha! What an amatuer.
Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:43 PM   #41
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Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.
Must come from sitting in a car all day...or the stress, not sure which.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:44 PM   #42
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Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.
That speaks volumes about the nastiness of his craps, given that you live in your parents basement and turned down rooming with him
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That speaks volumes about the nastiness of his craps, given that you live in your parents basement and turned down rooming with him
That and the fact that I would be paying rent as opposed to saving money so I can actually buy my own place. But then again, I live in montgomery county, so I could be saving money for a veeeeeeerrrrrry long time.
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:47 PM   #44
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Yeah that's why I moved south. Housing prices in Anne Arundel County were going up 25-35% a year for like 6 years straight. Let's just say my salary wasn't going up 35%/year to match it
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:55 PM   #45
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Yeah that's why I moved south. Housing prices in Anne Arundel County were going up 25-35% a year for like 6 years straight. Let's just say my salary wasn't going up 35%/year to match it
we all know that you will be making a fortune at your new gig so dont act like you are one of us "middle class" folks. :cheeky-sm
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