Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 11:26 AM

Speaking of Swimwear and body functions, my little sister had to flee the neighborhood pool the other day because some kid yakked it. I find that very funny.

That's a hell of a turd by the way.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 11:29 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...

Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 11:29 AM

This is a snapshot I took when I was on tour with the "Poo Exhibit" in sub-Saharan Africa - I think it really gives you an appreciation for not only the size and scale, but the incredible marbeling and texture:

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 11:33 AM

My wrestling coach back in high school gave me a good piece of advise for photographing impressive turds (I think we were compairing stories in order to keep our minds off of the fact that we were starving). He said that a dime on in the toilet seat is key to creating a sense of scale.
But I guess mheisig would need to use a frisbee.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 11:35 AM

or a manhole cover!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.

HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?

It's hit or miss with fan attendance in Roanoke. Some Sundays its rockin' other times it's maybe a dozen of us. Since BW3's came to Valley View Mall, maybe there will be a larger more consistent turnout. Last year there was a seasonal Redkins merchandise store that opened next to it.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 11:57 AM

Yeah, I remember going to that a couple of times. I like the one at Valley View better than that one next to Tanglewood. Tanglewood better get some better stores or else that area of town is dead.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 12:22 PM

True, with the exception of Barnes & Noble there's not much point driving out to that area anymore.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 12:23 PM

I remember a time when it was actually good. Too bad all the best merchants are in Valley View because there's no way, barring a huge population explosion, that any reputable merchant would open TWO stores in Roanoke.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:24 PM

Ok, the Man Law thread has gotten way off track here.

So, who likes boobies?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 12:27 PM

I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:30 PM

An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 12:39 PM

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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.

you just described my perfect woman. do you know her?(red head right?)

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.

I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.

06-23-2006, 11:26 AM	#496
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Speaking of Swimwear and body functions, my little sister had to flee the neighborhood pool the other day because some kid yakked it. I find that very funny. That's a hell of a turd by the way. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-23-2006, 11:29 AM	#498
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread This is a snapshot I took when I was on tour with the "Poo Exhibit" in sub-Saharan Africa - I think it really gives you an appreciation for not only the size and scale, but the incredible marbeling and texture: __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 11:33 AM	#499
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread My wrestling coach back in high school gave me a good piece of advise for photographing impressive turds (I think we were compairing stories in order to keep our minds off of the fact that we were starving). He said that a dime on in the toilet seat is key to creating a sense of scale. But I guess mheisig would need to use a frisbee. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-23-2006, 11:35 AM	#500
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread or a manhole cover! __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 11:57 AM	#503
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Yeah, I remember going to that a couple of times. I like the one at Valley View better than that one next to Tanglewood. Tanglewood better get some better stores or else that area of town is dead. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 12:22 PM	#504
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread True, with the exception of Barnes & Noble there's not much point driving out to that area anymore. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 12:23 PM	#505
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I remember a time when it was actually good. Too bad all the best merchants are in Valley View because there's no way, barring a huge population explosion, that any reputable merchant would open TWO stores in Roanoke. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 12:24 PM	#506
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Ok, the Man Law thread has gotten way off track here. So, who likes boobies? __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 12:27 PM	#507
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 12:30 PM	#508
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies. mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

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