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07-01-2006, 02:22 AM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
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07-01-2006, 03:22 AM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
Posts: 5,319
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
I guess all the freaks are in minnasota
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07-01-2006, 03:36 AM
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Special Teams
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Oregon
Age: 39
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
dude, one word WOW. I mean really are you that busy of a person that you can't wait 20 mins to spank the pud.
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07-01-2006, 04:39 AM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Washington, DC
Age: 36
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
I was once driving in my uncle's car and it has TVs in it and we had a movie on and at the stop light a nudey scene came up and the lady in the SUV next to us gave me and my friend a clearly noticable disgusted look. It was clear we weren't watching a porno because it was like a movie and it was just some nude people but I guess I should be more considerate of the children in other cars.
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07-01-2006, 08:36 AM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
Outstanding. I wish I had crazy skills like being 6'9" so I could rub one out on the highway.
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07-01-2006, 08:37 AM
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 63
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
if im the other guy in the accident i want a fully loade escallade to forget about everything. and spanking the monkey is to be done in private, mostly at home. maybe a man law. and another question, where did he deposit the goods once he finished?
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07-01-2006, 09:17 AM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Virginia Beach
Age: 50
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
He was "masturbating himself" ???
Good thing the Virginia State Legislature got a hold of this problem before it started by banning pornography in car-mounted DVD players. Huh -huh, "got a hold" huh-huh. |
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07-01-2006, 02:17 PM
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Most Interesting Man in the World
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Age: 37
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
jerking off on the road is kinda lame, but road head is awesome......
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07-01-2006, 06:08 PM
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lexington, Virginia
Age: 43
Posts: 19,225
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
To steal a Leno joke...
...Does this make it a car-jack? ZING.
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07-01-2006, 06:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 42
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
Ahhhhhhhhh skeet-skeet-skeet mothafuckas
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07-02-2006, 03:52 AM
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Assistant Regional Mod
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Carbondale CO
Age: 44
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
Wow... and offering to buy the guy a new car... awesome!
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07-02-2006, 04:40 AM
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 45
Posts: 10,069
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
If that was my car I would have strongly considered taking the bastard to the bank, maybe a 200K+.
p.s. He is an NBA player for got sake, he should be having some random chick at a club shining his knob for free.
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07-02-2006, 05:25 AM
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Hug Anne Spyder
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 20,468
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
I hope the victims didn't shake his hand.
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07-02-2006, 07:38 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
Age: 45
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"
it says the brother of the victim was the guy who said griffin was jerking off. how do we know this guy is not just trying to make a name for himself by bashing a famous person. just because the guy didnt have a shirt on doesnt mean he was playing with himself.
on the other hand....if its true , its really digusting. can you imagine the heckeling this guy is gonna go through the next time he steps on the court.i'm sure that we here at the warpath can come up with some good cracks. |
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