What did you think about NBC game coverage???

Mc2guy · 08-14-2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Sure. I'll teach you how to get your fiancee pissed off at you without even doing anything! Already, I'm teaching the advanced course for that this morning. So far, I haven't spoken to her all day. If I didn't already have a PHD, I'd give myself an A+.

LMFAO. Thanks Malcom. I just chuckle-snorted a mouthful of diet coke out of my nose onto a new tie because of you. I have a meeting at 3pm and my boss is going to think I am just a slob.

BTW, I didn't make it past the third quarter of the first preseason game without finding a way to piss my wife off and all I did was sit on the couch and watch the game! I guess it had something to do with the fact that I told her I was erasing three episodes of Bridezilla's cause there wasn't enough memory left on the DVR to record the whole game.

SmootSmack · 08-14-2006, 03:51 PM

Ms. Bernstein will be the sideline reporter for ESPN's MNF season opener between the Chargers and Raiders

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mc2guy

LMFAO. Thanks Malcom. I just chuckle-snorted a mouthful of diet coke out of my nose onto a new tie because of you. I have a meeting at 3pm and my boss is going to think I am just a slob.

BTW, I didn't make it past the third quarter of the first preseason game without finding a way to piss my wife off and all I did was sit on the couch and watch the game! I guess it had something to do with the fact that I told her I was erasing three episodes of Bridezilla's cause there wasn't enough memory left on the DVR to record the whole game.

Wow. I love hearing that I have to deal with the same shit. She actually DVRs the TODAY SHOW!!! She acts like she's super inconvenienced when I take 3 freakin' hours to watch a damn football game. Get over it. You watch YOUR TV 99% of the time without interruption.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Ms. Bernstein will be the sideline reporter for ESPN's MNF season opener between the Chargers and Raiders

Put in a good word for me TAF and she COULD be MRS. Malcolm. I'm currently in the market for a new fiancee!

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-14-2006, 03:56 PM

TAF, you need to steal some really offical looking stationary and set up a meeting with Ms. Bernstein in regards to "an open desk job on Sports Center." Maybe you could get your Duh-na-na Duh-na-na on!

RiggoRules · 08-14-2006, 03:57 PM

Seriously, when was the last time at any NFL game when the sideline reporting didn't absolutely suck?

NFL sideline reporters never break stories or provide any real information I couldn't get by watching the game with the mute button on.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

TAF, are you need to steal some really offical looking stationary and set up a meeting with Ms. Bernstein in regards to "an open desk job on Sports Center." Maybe you could get your Duh-na-na Duh-na-na on!

LOL LOL!!!! Nice one.

If all things go according to plan, I'll be primed and ready for Ms. Bernstein at the end of the evening.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Ms. Bernstein will be the sideline reporter for ESPN's MNF season opener between the Chargers and Raiders

You write that like she's looking over your shoulder.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-14-2006, 03:59 PM

I'm still convinced that Pam Oliver once asked a coach good/tough question right before half time and then she wouldn't let him step around it. I can't remember what or who she asked and there is a good chance I'm just making it up, but I swear it happened once. Once.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 03:59 PM

I'll just call her, Bonnie "I want you to touch my Matzo balls" Bernstein.

GTripp0012 · 08-14-2006, 04:00 PM

I like the part at the end where the game gets boring and they bring in Collinsworth and Costas to argue with Madden and Michaels. They've done that two straight weeks with two games that have been very slow down the stretch. A great idea.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 04:02 PM

Dammit GTripp, we're not talking about that anymore, we're talking about Bonnie.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-14-2006, 04:06 PM

Was Collinsworth drunk by the end of the game or is it just that I assume everyone is drunk all the time?

Has anyone ever been sitting close to the field when a hot sideline reporter walks by? You hear some messed up crap being yelled. One second you're somewhat offended and then the next you're screaming something about your junk and a bowl full of Jell-o. I hate peer pressure.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-14-2006, 04:09 PM

I just pull out the goods and let them make the decisions for themselves.

dmek25 · 08-14-2006, 05:09 PM

tafkas, have you ever seen her in person? just as good looking?

08-14-2006, 03:51 PM	#32
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08-14-2006, 03:56 PM	#35
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? TAF, you need to steal some really offical looking stationary and set up a meeting with Ms. Bernstein in regards to "an open desk job on Sports Center." Maybe you could get your Duh-na-na Duh-na-na on! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-14-2006, 03:57 PM	#36
RiggoRules Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 380	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? Seriously, when was the last time at any NFL game when the sideline reporting didn't absolutely suck? NFL sideline reporters never break stories or provide any real information I couldn't get by watching the game with the mute button on. __________________ *"Lighten up, Sandy Baby."*

08-14-2006, 03:59 PM	#39
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? I'm still convinced that Pam Oliver once asked a coach good/tough question right before half time and then she wouldn't let him step around it. I can't remember what or who she asked and there is a good chance I'm just making it up, but I swear it happened once. Once. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-14-2006, 03:59 PM	#40
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? I'll just call her, Bonnie "I want you to touch my Matzo balls" Bernstein. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-14-2006, 04:00 PM	#41
GTripp0012 Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Evanston, IL Age: 36 Posts: 15,994	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? I like the part at the end where the game gets boring and they bring in Collinsworth and Costas to argue with Madden and Michaels. They've done that two straight weeks with two games that have been very slow down the stretch. A great idea.

08-14-2006, 04:02 PM	#42
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? Dammit GTripp, we're not talking about that anymore, we're talking about Bonnie. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-14-2006, 04:06 PM	#43
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? Was Collinsworth drunk by the end of the game or is it just that I assume everyone is drunk all the time? Has anyone ever been sitting close to the field when a hot sideline reporter walks by? You hear some messed up crap being yelled. One second you're somewhat offended and then the next you're screaming something about your junk and a bowl full of Jell-o. I hate peer pressure. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-14-2006, 04:09 PM	#44
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? I just pull out the goods and let them make the decisions for themselves. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-14-2006, 05:09 PM	#45
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: What did you think about NBC game coverage??? tafkas, have you ever seen her in person? just as good looking? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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