Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-01-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

the two positions that is expected to perform in preseason like it is regular season is the 2 kickers. vanderjagt has a sore hamstring but his physche(sp) might be damaged as well

It might be from the midnight psychological rapings that Parcells is sure to be giving him. To quote Silence of the Lambs AGAIN, I SO can see Vanderjagt waking up and saying, "Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me."

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-01-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It might be from the midnight psychological rapings that Parcells is sure to be giving him. To quote Silence of the Lambs AGAIN, I SO can see Vanderjagt waking up and saying, "Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me."

Do you think he also has a well in his basement where he keeps portly young woman?

skinsguy · 09-01-2006, 12:53 PM

Precious!!!! Precious!!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-01-2006, 12:55 PM

it kicks the ball through the uprights or else it gets the hose again

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-01-2006, 02:08 PM

HAHA! Vandy probably loves the big girls.

GO D.U.F.F.s!!

Beemnseven · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

LOL what a joke, gotta wonder what's wrong with him. Is he hurt or messed up in the head from his epic shank in the playoffs last year?

You know, it was very similar with Chip Lohmiller. One season he's money on each kick, the next year he's 50/50 -- then he falls off the face of the football earth.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

I honestly think it was all about that shank last year in the playoffs. I mean that has GOT to haunt you for a while.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 09-01-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 5RINGS

And really, if you call out the Cowboys for overpaying a free agent, then I would hope that your house ain't made of glass.

What free agents are you talking about? The Redskins haven't overpaid a ton of free agents since 2000. If you are talking about this past offseason's free agent acquisitions, then you also have to consider the increased cap room insofar as it boosted future contracts. I'm not a big fan of building through free agency, but the Redskins have done a pretty good job of it over the past few years.

As for the Cowboys:

$2M/yr for "that idiot kicker" is a little steep IMHO.
$4.3M/yr for a 30 year-old, fat, and lazy DT (Ferguson) is a little steep too.
$4M/yr. for a 33 year-old, over-the-hill guard (Rivera) is way too much.
$8M/yr. for the biggest ass of a wideout (TO) is laughable.
And let's just forget guys like Marcellus Wiley.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-01-2006, 04:20 PM

Ugh, Cowboy fans refusing to let go of 2000.

D'BOYZ · 09-01-2006, 04:50 PM

Ok Vand is comming back from a Groin Injury but it looks like it's more in his head than the real groin problem anyway his record speek more so I just a matter of waiting for him to snap out of it.

dmek25 · 09-01-2006, 06:07 PM

if he snaps out of it. some kickers never wake up. and he is alittle old, so this could be the beginning of the end for him

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 09-01-2006, 08:25 PM

My guess is that that idiot kicker will be okay, until you need him in a pinch. He's no Vinatieri (sp?).

That Guy · 09-01-2006, 08:29 PM

TO minus rama is eassily worth 8mill... once the team destroyer asspect comes into play though...

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 09-01-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by That Guy

TO minus rama is eassily worth 8mill... once the team destroyer asspect comes into play though...

I wouldn't take T.O. on my team if he paid me $8 million. You get the team destroyer along with the player.

09-01-2006, 12:53 PM	#18
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight Precious!!!! Precious!!! __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

09-01-2006, 12:55 PM	#19
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight it kicks the ball through the uprights or else it gets the hose again __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

09-01-2006, 02:08 PM	#20
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight HAHA! Vandy probably loves the big girls. GO D.U.F.F.s!! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-01-2006, 02:44 PM	#22
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight I honestly think it was all about that shank last year in the playoffs. I mean that has GOT to haunt you for a while. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-01-2006, 04:20 PM	#24
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight Ugh, Cowboy fans refusing to let go of 2000. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-01-2006, 04:50 PM	#25
D'BOYZ The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,363	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight Ok Vand is comming back from a Groin Injury but it looks like it's more in his head than the real groin problem anyway his record speek more so I just a matter of waiting for him to snap out of it.

09-01-2006, 06:07 PM	#26
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight if he snaps out of it. some kickers never wake up. and he is alittle old, so this could be the beginning of the end for him __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

09-01-2006, 08:25 PM	#27
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 8,317	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight My guess is that that idiot kicker will be okay, until you need him in a pinch. He's no Vinatieri (sp?).

09-01-2006, 08:29 PM	#28
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Vanderjagt misses 2 in OT tonight TO minus rama is eassily worth 8mill... once the team destroyer asspect comes into play though...

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