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06-26-2007, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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"A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond - CNN.com
I bet his first interview after he gets out of the hospital will sound something like this: I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that. he'll then proceed to pull a jar containing the gator's other eye out of his pocket.
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06-26-2007, 01:00 PM
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Pro Bowl
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Washington, DC
Age: 36
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
yes sir, chubbs wasn't lying
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06-26-2007, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
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06-26-2007, 02:15 PM
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Quietly Dominating the East
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naples, Florida
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
Like they said in the article. That's part of Florida. I see alligators every day of my life.
Thankfully, there not attached to my arm
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06-26-2007, 02:30 PM
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The Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 47
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
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06-26-2007, 03:34 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
Age: 45
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Re: "A damned alligator bit my hand off!"
I've played that course! It's less than 5 minutes from my Grandparents house, and my uncle and I played there when I was in college. Saw plenty of alligators there and at the 2 other courses we played at...just didn't venture to get close enough to them to have my arm bitten off.
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