The Rant Thread

DynamiteRave · 09-14-2009, 02:46 PM

Mad about the Skins losing the season opener?

Is Daniel Snyder the worse owner in the NFL?

Someone cut you off in traffic today?

Do you just feel like kicking your dog?

Let it all out here!

dmek25 · 09-14-2009, 02:59 PM

i laughed just reading the thread title. im sure you will have lots of replies to this

SmootSmack · 09-14-2009, 03:07 PM

Nice thread D Rave

But tell you what, let's keep this thread about ranting everything non-Redskins related. We have too many Redskins related rant threads already

JWsleep · 09-14-2009, 03:22 PM

No, I am going to RANT on the REDSKINS!!!

WTF! If JC fumbles away another game, he should be cut.

If Zorn can't get his medium head out of his medium ass, he should go back to selling milk and driving a VW bug.

If Laron can't friggin tackle, he should get a new tatoo saying "I suck"

If Danny and Vinny really think we have o-line depth, they should put their crack pipes down now.

Ah, that's better.

firstdown · 09-14-2009, 03:54 PM

Rogers drops another game changing int. man do they not have him practice catching balls?

Trample the Elderly · 09-14-2009, 03:58 PM

Eff you Santana Moss. You suck! You and Portis need to learn how to speak English. I be this, they is that. Shut the Eff up!

Hall, you're a swindler! I'm not that mad at you though. Taking money from Danny Boy is like stealing from a baby. At least you have enough balls to own up on your own eff ups, these days.

Eff you Danny Boy! Can't find a real coach to come over here can you? You know why? It's because you've stirred up a huge shit cloud over this organization. A blind man wouldn't come near it. Cowher, no sir, Chucky, eff you, Shanahan, please leave a message, Al Groh, yeah I think I'll stick to this and see where it takes me, Rocky and Bullwinkle, can't be reached.

Ahh, I feel better.

Oh yeah, eff you too Vinny! I've two words for you, offensive tackle.

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-14-2009, 04:27 PM

It took me a while to get into it, I even gave up at one point after only a few chapters only to completely start over a few months later, but I really liked this book...
RANT: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey.

If you've never read anything by Chuck Palahniuk I probably wouldn't recommend you start with this one (or Haunted) but if you have read him and you like him I'd say this is pretty original.

mredskins · 09-14-2009, 04:47 PM

^ I really really try to like Chuck P. but his books are just so far out there at times. I have kind of giving up on him.

firstdown · 09-14-2009, 06:26 PM

I hate cell phones. I'd like to take ever cell phone T it up and smash it with my driver.

redskinjim · 09-15-2009, 11:29 AM

i am very disapointed in cambell he is not even as good as i thought. we can blame the defence all day long but we know it was cambell stinking up the place!my god man bench yourself you are freaking horrible! what a embarresment to the coaching staff after getting stripped of the football you make such a pathetic effort to recover the ball that osi rumbles in for the score.you suck cambell you suck you suck you suck!!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 09-15-2009, 11:43 AM

My wallets to small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight

Life sucks

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-15-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by redskinjim

i am very disapointed in cambell he is not even as good as i thought. we can blame the defence all day long but we know it was cambell stinking up the place!my god man bench yourself you are freaking horrible! what a embarresment to the coaching staff after getting stripped of the football you make such a pathetic effort to recover the ball that osi rumbles in for the score.you suck cambell you suck you suck you suck!!

Who is Cambell?

ArtMonkDrillz · 09-15-2009, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

My wallets to small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight

Life sucks

That's like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz.

RedskinRat · 09-15-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

That's like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they’re still covered with schmutz.

Oh, and don't get me started on the absurdly awful job of washing my Aston Martin that the Indonesian children I keep in my basement are doing.

KLHJ2 · 09-15-2009, 11:58 AM

I hate the fact that Superiors do not understand that you are busy enough already. Your essential programs are not working properly and are being worked on by the engineer, and they still request results that are impossible to deliver. I will do my job when the engineer fixes his shit, until then, fu** off!

09-14-2009, 02:46 PM	#1
DynamiteRave Living Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 38 Posts: 16,867	The Rant Thread Mad about the Skins losing the season opener? Is Daniel Snyder the worse owner in the NFL? Someone cut you off in traffic today? Do you just feel like kicking your dog? Let it all out here! __________________ Establishment, establishment, you always know what's best. I've been a part of this message board for 17 years. Damn I'm old.

09-14-2009, 02:59 PM	#2
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: The Rant Thread i laughed just reading the thread title. im sure you will have lots of replies to this __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

09-14-2009, 03:07 PM	#3
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: The Rant Thread Nice thread D Rave But tell you what, let's keep this thread about ranting everything non-Redskins related. We have too many Redskins related rant threads already __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

09-14-2009, 03:22 PM	#4
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 55 Posts: 4,717	Re: The Rant Thread No, I am going to RANT on the REDSKINS!!! WTF! If JC fumbles away another game, he should be cut. If Zorn can't get his medium head out of his medium ass, he should go back to selling milk and driving a VW bug. If Laron can't friggin tackle, he should get a new tatoo saying "I suck" If Danny and Vinny really think we have o-line depth, they should put their crack pipes down now. Ah, that's better. __________________ Hail from Houston!

09-14-2009, 03:54 PM	#5
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: The Rant Thread Rogers drops another game changing int. man do they not have him practice catching balls?

09-14-2009, 03:58 PM	#6
Trample the Elderly Playmaker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Three Chopt Virginia Age: 47 Posts: 2,906	Re: The Rant Thread Eff you Santana Moss. You suck! You and Portis need to learn how to speak English. I be this, they is that. Shut the Eff up! Hall, you're a swindler! I'm not that mad at you though. Taking money from Danny Boy is like stealing from a baby. At least you have enough balls to own up on your own eff ups, these days. Eff you Danny Boy! Can't find a real coach to come over here can you? You know why? It's because you've stirred up a huge shit cloud over this organization. A blind man wouldn't come near it. Cowher, no sir, Chucky, eff you, Shanahan, please leave a message, Al Groh, yeah I think I'll stick to this and see where it takes me, Rocky and Bullwinkle, can't be reached. Ahh, I feel better. Oh yeah, eff you too Vinny! I've two words for you, offensive tackle. __________________ A funny thing happened on the way to the temple. The moneychangers bought the priesthood.

09-14-2009, 04:27 PM	#7
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: The Rant Thread It took me a while to get into it, I even gave up at one point after only a few chapters only to completely start over a few months later, but I really liked this book... RANT: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey. If you've never read anything by Chuck Palahniuk I probably wouldn't recommend you start with this one (or Haunted) but if you have read him and you like him I'd say this is pretty original. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

09-14-2009, 04:47 PM	#8
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,801	Re: The Rant Thread ^ I really really try to like Chuck P. but his books are just so far out there at times. I have kind of giving up on him. __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

09-14-2009, 06:26 PM	#9
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: The Rant Thread I hate cell phones. I'd like to take ever cell phone T it up and smash it with my driver.

09-15-2009, 11:29 AM	#10
redskinjim Special Teams Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: fresno ca Posts: 377	Re: The Rant Thread i am very disapointed in cambell he is not even as good as i thought. we can blame the defence all day long but we know it was cambell stinking up the place!my god man bench yourself you are freaking horrible! what a embarresment to the coaching staff after getting stripped of the football you make such a pathetic effort to recover the ball that osi rumbles in for the score.you suck cambell you suck you suck you suck!!

09-15-2009, 11:43 AM	#11
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,167	Re: The Rant Thread My wallets to small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight Life sucks __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

09-15-2009, 11:58 AM	#15
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: The Rant Thread I hate the fact that Superiors do not understand that you are busy enough already. Your essential programs are not working properly and are being worked on by the engineer, and they still request results that are impossible to deliver. I will do my job when the engineer fixes his shit, until then, fu** off!

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