Haynesworth Facing Various Assault Charges

GMScud · 02-04-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

We could be worse. We could be 0-25 on the road

Lol. Fair enough.

We won't get a side of rice pilaf for Haynesworth at this point. My guess is he doesn't play football again. He's a serious head case who doesn't care about the game. The only reason I think he'd play again is for another big pay day, which no one will give him.

CRedskinsRule · 02-04-2011, 12:15 PM

At this point, having been suspended the last 4 games, and most likely not coming back, the only people that will tag this on to the Skins are those who look for reasons to hate, ie cowboys fans, JLC, and the like. AH is quickly running(insert snide jokes here) himself out of the NFL discussion, sadly he could have been a great one.

MTK · 02-04-2011, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

At this point, having been suspended the last 4 games, and most likely not coming back, the only people that will tag this on to the Skins are those who look for reasons to hate, ie cowboys fans, JLC, and the like. AH is quickly running(insert snide jokes here) himself out of the NFL discussion, sadly he could have been a great one.

Yeah this is beyond the Skins now and firmly on AH. The guy is a jackass, can't wait to see the headline "Redskins trade/cut Haynesworth".

irish · 02-04-2011, 12:28 PM

Too bad fat al couldnt get that fired up to play football.

SirClintonPortis · 02-04-2011, 01:01 PM

The way to pay tailgaters pay(literally) is...HIT THE BRAKES and let the accident happen.

Be wary though, the impact is still much harder than running full speed into a brick wall for your body.

Hog1 · 02-04-2011, 01:04 PM

THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

SirClintonPortis · 02-04-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

We all know he needs to take a 10-min potty break before finishing the task.

SouperMeister · 02-04-2011, 01:11 PM

If ever a comedy was made about a dysfunctional sports franchise, we would be the model. If Shanahan fails to turn things around in the next year or two, I will resign myself to never getting to enjoy good football again.

SolidSnake84 · 02-04-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you?

He'd be easy to whup or at least run away from. No cardio, no stamina. Let him swing a couple times and he'd be totally gassed. Even if you werent a fighter you could certainly run from him. No way he'd be able to chase after you. He'd make about 10 yards and then fall face down like he did on the field last year, he'd collapse from exhaustion.

MonkFan4Life · 02-04-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NC_Skins

Dear god, why am I a fan of this franchise again?

/facepalm

The hits just keep on coming.

You know there are 31 other teams to choose from right ? If you act fast you could be a fan of a Super Bowl winner ! I say shoot for the stars. But you won't stop will you ? Just like Chad Dukes and a lot of other fans, talk a whole lot of shit only to STILL be a fan. I love it when a fan questions why they're a fan only to stay a fan.

Either shit or get off the pot. I'd rather you go ahead and be a fan of another team and be happy, why stay in a marriage where you're getting your ass whipped everyday. Tina Turner learned,...you should too.

Ruhskins · 02-04-2011, 01:42 PM

As a fan, getting smoked by the Eagles on Monday night or the debacle that ensued in the final two minutes of Detroit is more embarrassing than any of this (Snyder/AH, etc., etc.)

WilbursHomie · 02-04-2011, 01:44 PM

There is a clause in AH's contract that pays him 500 grand for each traffic violation had before the super bowl. There is also a 500 grand "escalation" bonus he gets if he can turn that traffic violation into a minor misdemeanor. Way to perform Albert. Reach for the stars big guy.

Hog1 · 02-04-2011, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

He'd be easy to whup or at least run away from. No cardio, no stamina. Let him swing a couple times and he'd be totally gassed. Even if you werent a fighter you could certainly run from him. No way he'd be able to chase after you. He'd make about 10 yards and then fall face down like he did on the field last year, he'd collapse from exhaustion.

.......GOOD point. So your saying your average clerical worker could...escape and evade without incident...AND continue to taunt and antagonize without fear?
....Sweet

Longtimefan · 02-04-2011, 02:20 PM

The hits just keep on coming

sportscurmudgeon · 02-04-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by freddyg12

LOL! can that be distinguished from a non-verbal finger gesture?

If you are of Italian heritage, you can distinguish a "hand gesture" from a "finger gesture" quite readily...

Trust me on that one.

02-04-2011, 12:15 PM	#17
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 59 Posts: 21,744	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? At this point, having been suspended the last 4 games, and most likely not coming back, the only people that will tag this on to the Skins are those who look for reasons to hate, ie cowboys fans, JLC, and the like. AH is quickly running(insert snide jokes here) himself out of the NFL discussion, sadly he could have been a great one.

02-04-2011, 12:28 PM	#19
irish Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,575	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? Too bad fat al couldnt get that fired up to play football.

02-04-2011, 01:01 PM	#20
SirClintonPortis Pro Bowl Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,052	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? The way to pay tailgaters pay(literally) is...HIT THE BRAKES and let the accident happen. Be wary though, the impact is still much harder than running full speed into a brick wall for your body. __________________ Analysis using datasets (aka stats) is an attempt at reverse-engineering a player's "goodness". Virtuosity remembered, douchebaggery forgotten. The ideal character profile shoved down modern Western men and women's throats is Don Juan.

02-04-2011, 01:04 PM	#21
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? THAT is one "Non-verbal, hand gesture" you would like to have back when 6'6 350lbs of Big Al climbs outta' his sled to deal with you? __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

02-04-2011, 01:11 PM	#23
SouperMeister Playmaker Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 61 Posts: 3,419	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? If ever a comedy was made about a dysfunctional sports franchise, we would be the model. If Shanahan fails to turn things around in the next year or two, I will resign myself to never getting to enjoy good football again.

02-04-2011, 01:42 PM	#26
Ruhskins Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,379	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? As a fan, getting smoked by the Eagles on Monday night or the debacle that ensued in the final two minutes of Detroit is more embarrassing than any of this (Snyder/AH, etc., etc.) __________________ R.I.P. #21

02-04-2011, 01:44 PM	#27
WilbursHomie Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 319	There is a clause in AH's contract that pays him 500 grand for each traffic violation had before the super bowl. There is also a 500 grand "escalation" bonus he gets if he can turn that traffic violation into a minor misdemeanor. Way to perform Albert. Reach for the stars big guy.

02-04-2011, 02:20 PM	#29
Longtimefan Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Germantown, Md. Posts: 4,832	Re: How Did We Go This Long Without A New Haynesworth Thread? The hits just keep on coming __________________ A revolution is coming and it will be televised.

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