Official I Love the "Insert Decade" Thread

[Schneed10]

And a little Mr. T:

They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80's.

Mr. T doesn't feel pain; pain feels Mr. T.

In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.