Something Nice to read,

[Monkeydad]

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.

Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.