Now this is Hilarious!

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A company by the name of Denon is selling a $499.00 Ethernet Cable. Even though the cable carries digital signals they claim the following:

Connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration.

Here are some choice reviews on Amazon.

A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the "directional markings" on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.

If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother's basement.

I only gave it four stars in my review because I can't find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect.

If time travel is your thing, there is just no way to get the flux capacitor to fire correctly without this cable. Well worth the money.

FYI, Digital Signal vs Analog Signal.

While digital transmissions are also degraded, slight variations do not matter since they are ignored when the signal is received. With an analog signal, variances cannot be distinguished from the signal and so provide a kind of distortion. In a digital signal, similar variances will not matter, as any signal close enough to a particular value will be interpreted as that value.