Party house

[dall-assblows]

post drunk/drug and anything having to do with a crazy night/day in your life. preferibly funny, and NO DRAMA stories RIGHT HERE NOW!!!!!!!! i know yall got em. the lord knows i do....


just yesterday i was sitting at a stop light with my windows down smoking a cig. now it was probably 1 or 1:30 am, i had been drinking but wasnt drunk. next thing i know a car full of black girls (no offense to black women, its just not how i roll, although they are always attractedd to me so who knows) anyways they roll down there windows and start blasting there little jungle toons of whatever they listen to. then i decide to look over, BAD idea. they are all out like turned toward me doing the most ghetto dance moves that a car permits, all the while screaming at me how much they love me and how i was blushing. i laughed for a little. then i started revving my engine because i felt like freaking them out. i drive a 2008 GTO 5.7L with flowmaster cat backs and brand new headers i got 2 weeks ago. i can scare them. anyways light turns green and i pop the clutch and sit doing a burnout for 5 sec and took the **** off. (mind you, we were the only ones on the road at the time so i was GONEEEEEEE)