Drunk Thread

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

soy el consumo de alcohol jajajajaja

[greets the class in Spanish and walks up to Beavis and Butt-Head with a card with the phrase Juan es alto]
Mr. Hererra: Senor Butt-Head, como es Juan?
Butt-Head: Uhhhh Burritos.
Mr. Hererra: No. No. No. Como es Juan? Como es Juan?
Butt-Head: Uhhh guacamole.
Mr. Hererra: No. No. No. Senor Beavis, como es Juan?
Beavis: Umm spaghetti.
[laughs]
Butt-Head: Spaghetti?
Mr. Hererra: Spaghetti. That's Italian, you moron. Damn it, you idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell. And Beavis couldn't get that right. I'm gonna give you little bastards just 10 seconds to come up with a sentence in Spanish and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office and you're both flunking.
[pauses]
Mr. Hererra: Well I'm waiting.
Butt-Head: [laughs] Uh, rendo-pordo-curdoh-nut-a-ben-yubarduhvuh Rico Suave.
Mr. Hererra: [hearing the class laugh and points to the door] Principal's office, Now!
Beavis: [gears turning in his head and smiles] Uhh Taco supreme.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hererra: [the class continues laughing] Get out! Now!