Runnin' the Table. Here's what we need....

[SallyJenkins]

Originally Posted by onsidekick

From one of the ultimate underdog comeback stories...Major League 1. What we need is a life-size cut out of Sally Jenkins in the locker room with 5 removable pieces of clothing.

Actually, this is not a very good idea.

My breasts are quite saggy and depressing and my hoo-haa is quite unkept, if you know what I mean. Stinks to high heaven.

Also, I've been spending all of my time thinking up ways to bash the Skins so I've been skipping my morning workouts. So... my thighs are all white and fatty - yup, just like cottage cheese. Sometimes I even get a gag reflex when I see myself naked in the mirror.

Please reconsider your idea unless you want the players vomiting all over each other - that surely can't be good for morale.

Your friend,
Sally J.