Winning Off the Field WFT 2022 edition

[BaltimoreSkins]

We all know WFT likes to win off the field. Ranging from massive sexual abuse scandals all the way to the mundane leaky brown water pipes that fans endure. Use this thread to post all the ways WFT wins off the field in 2022 and post your bold predictions for how WFT will win off the field this year.

I will go first, but will leave the name change low hanging fruit. My bold prediction for 2022; in lieu on the recent storyline of NASA providing funding to theologians to ascertain the societal impacts of finding life beyond Earth, I believe that Dan Snyder will be one of the first humans to make contact with an alien species. He will set of a massive Earth invasion after telling the aliens to refer to him as Mr. Snyder instead of human and for them to not look him in the eyes.