Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[BigSKINBauer]

Originally Posted by mheisig

Bros Before Hoes Escape Clause: When in the course of preparing for or attending a preplanned "bro event," should a bro be given the opportunity to bag a chick of extraordinarily unusual hotness, bro is released from all former bro obligations, plans, events and promises. "Extraordinarily Unusual Hotness" is defined as hotness on par with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansen or Mandi Moore. The bro in question must abide by the previously established Man Law that all Extraordinarily Hot Chicks must be established with photographic/video evidence. Bro is allowed to enact the "Bros Before Hoes" escape clause if, and only if, aforementioned Bros concur via majority vote that "Hoe" in question is in fact extraordinarily and unusually hot.

Can we all get on board with this?

I like the vote without it the clause would be trash. I believe the bros before hoes rule is more applicable for girlfriends and less for random girls. This clause should not be applicable for any girl that has an extended relationship with the man, lets say 6 weeks. I don't care how hot my friend's girlfriend is he can't enact this clause for her all the time. This clause is perfect for random girls. If a group of guys are out at a party but have plans for later antd one meets someone a vote must be taken and it will not reflect badly on the man left behind.