Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

My brother works at Lowe's and said that it looked like a guy's colon exploded in one bathroom. I would have to say that myself as well as the rest of us are probably pretty seasoned shitters, and I cannot remember ANY TIME that the poo in question has gone anywhere except the bowl.

I think that gets into a gray, or dare I say brown, area though. The non-private residence bathroom is sometimes seen as a place where a shitter can just go buck wild and get way to into it. There is usually no regard for the store employees, janitors, other patrons, etc that have to clean up the mess, so there is less hesitation. But when you are in another person's home, that is unacceptable behavior!

The funniest part of my dad's little tale has got to be that the homeowner was particularly pissed off because there was a port-o-potty right outside of her condo building, about 50' away. She asked my dad why he didn't just run outside. My dad pointed to the unGoldy mess in and around the shitter and said, "do you really think whoever did that had the time or sense to run all the way to the jiffy john? It's looks like the guy was a ticking time bomb!"