Drunk Tales

[BDBohnzie]

as a founding father of my and AMD's fraternity chapter, we had a chartering banquet to celebrate becoming a full fledged chapter. the after party was at a hotel on the other side of town from campus.

i figured champagne would be an appropriate drink for the evening. so after hanging out, drinking a magnum and a half later, with a few Coronas, a few shots of Jack and a fat cigar mixed in, a few of us head over to Denny's for some grub. after a huge plate of the greasiest (not greazy) food ever and stealing several juice carafes, I head back to my hotel room to find out that the hotel staff is not too happy with us, and that we better be quiet. this is 4am, 4:30, i'm hugging the toilet...

i startle myself awake at 11am, check out time. stumble out of bed with the worst headache ever. the drive felt like the longest drive ever, even though it was 5 minutes. and i crawl into bed and sleep the day away.

moral of the story: champagne hangovers suck ass