Eisen on Snyder/Cruise partnership

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The Top 10 Signs that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far
10: Antwaan Randle El plays the Ving Rhames character in the next Mission: Impossible
9: Al Saunders installs the "TomKat" offense.
8: When trailing in the fourth quarter, to rally the fans, the Redskins show Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch on the scoreboard.
7: A biopic on either "Dr. I Don't Know" or "Coach Spanky Janky" gets green-lighted.
6: Clinton Portis goes to a press conference dressed up as Baby Suri.
5: Clinton goes to a press conference dressed as "Sherriff Gonna Getcha" in search of Baby Suri.
4: Entertainment Tonight portrays the Redskins-Giants rivalry as Tom versus Nicole.
3: All bartenders in the Club Level must flip glasses in the air and pour drinks behind their backs.
2: Days of Thunder II starring Joe Gibbs.
Sherriff Gonna Getcha is on the case! And the No. 1 Sign that Daniel Snyder's Partnership with Tom Cruise Has Gone Too Far: FedEx Field gets renamed the Church of Scientology of Landover, Maryland!
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