Brilliant Piece from Frank Deford

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The Super Bowl has grown so big that we could think of only one man to cover it: William Shakespeare. The Bard was in Arizona when the two teams met the media yesterday and filed this exclusive play.
Act One begins as a mob of sports journalists enter the field at The University of Phoenix Stadium. A FETCHING SIDELINE REPORTER of the Duchy of Fox steps forward.

Pretty good piece of writing.

SI.com - Writers - Frank Deford: The Super Bowl as seen through Shakespeare's eyes - Wednesday January 30, 2008 2:55PM