Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Ok, so i'm playin a little poker on Full Tilt mmm k, guy starts calling me babe and stuff because My avatar is the big boobed chick on full tilt poker, and asks for my AIM and w/e. i tell him i'll only give out my aim if he wants to cyber, basically thinking he would get the picture that i'm in fact male and screw off.

He doesn't.

keeps asking me to go to a private table with him and for my aim so we can 'chat babe'.

at this point i'm just thinking wow what a ****ing tool idiot moron ****ing digaf. so i tell him....

bigtittychick: yeah i gota go put in a tampon brb

and go make a new AIM screen name and put my plan into action.

i tell him i'll send pics if he sends me one after. So i hit up the sarahisnifty group and snag a picture of her and send it to him. needless to say, he is happy as can be and continues his 'macking' on me thinking he's getting somewhere, then i send him one of her ass and he goes crazy.

I tell him if he wants a naked picture i'd send him one if he sent me a picture of him holding a sign saying my initials Rocks my sox!

The poker forum I mess around on is called BBV so naturally my initials were BBV.

and here is the end result.


I tell him he got 1 2 teddied and to kill himself and sign off screen name.

GG me.