Redskins Dreams

theJBexperience · 07-13-2008, 05:57 PM

I had a funny Redskins dream the other night and thought it might be fun to see if others on the board dream about the burgundy and gold as well or should I seek professional help.

Anyways, here's what happened in the dream. It's the Thursday night season opener against the Giants, and I'm watching with a group of friends. The D shuts the G-men down, and I'm talking trash about not needing Williams.

Then, we're on offense, and I'm pumped to finally see the Zorn WCO in action. Portis gets two carries up the middle for 3 yards each, and I'm thinking, "Not much different from Gibbs 2.0." So, it's 3rd and short, and I'm standing with anticipation to see what Zorn does. He lines up ARE and Malcom Kelly on the short side of the field by Cooley, and Santana Moss is split wide on the larger side. Cooley drifts left to create a 3 receiver set on the short side, and the Giants' D is freaking out, trying to adjust, and I'm thinking, "Yes! The Zorn era has begun." The ball's hiked. The Giants scramble to try to cover the crossing ARE & Cooley pattern on the short side as well the streaking Santana Moss. Malcom Kelly is left wide open streaking down the middle of the field. He plucks the ball out of the air in stride, and then, this is where the dream gets weird. The ball starts to inflate like a beach ball or one of those huge balls Jason Cambell has been trying to elude to improve his footwork. So, as the ball inflates, Kelly bobbles it down his body and eventually kicks it off the back of his legs. Then, I wake up.

Kind of a peculiar dream and sad that I'm so ready for football. But I'm ready for the Zorn era to begin. Any of you guys have any fun Redskins dreams?

07-13-2008, 05:57 PM	#1
theJBexperience Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Boone, NC Posts: 579	Redskins Dreams I had a funny Redskins dream the other night and thought it might be fun to see if others on the board dream about the burgundy and gold as well or should I seek professional help. Anyways, here's what happened in the dream. It's the Thursday night season opener against the Giants, and I'm watching with a group of friends. The D shuts the G-men down, and I'm talking trash about not needing Williams. Then, we're on offense, and I'm pumped to finally see the Zorn WCO in action. Portis gets two carries up the middle for 3 yards each, and I'm thinking, "Not much different from Gibbs 2.0." So, it's 3rd and short, and I'm standing with anticipation to see what Zorn does. He lines up ARE and Malcom Kelly on the short side of the field by Cooley, and Santana Moss is split wide on the larger side. Cooley drifts left to create a 3 receiver set on the short side, and the Giants' D is freaking out, trying to adjust, and I'm thinking, "Yes! The Zorn era has begun." The ball's hiked. The Giants scramble to try to cover the crossing ARE & Cooley pattern on the short side as well the streaking Santana Moss. Malcom Kelly is left wide open streaking down the middle of the field. He plucks the ball out of the air in stride, and then, this is where the dream gets weird. The ball starts to inflate like a beach ball or one of those huge balls Jason Cambell has been trying to elude to improve his footwork. So, as the ball inflates, Kelly bobbles it down his body and eventually kicks it off the back of his legs. Then, I wake up. Kind of a peculiar dream and sad that I'm so ready for football. But I'm ready for the Zorn era to begin. Any of you guys have any fun Redskins dreams?

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