Will Jason Campbell return?

[Slingin Sammy 33]

Originally Posted by GTripp0012

Crazy, unquantifiable and ultimately untraceable intangibles.

Wrong, they are quantifiable:

1. His name; COLT = Gunslinger, fast, dynamic, confident.

2. He wears a COOOOOL visor and full leg spandex in warm weather.

3. He set every college passing record known to man, and broke all of Timmy Chang's.

4. He wears # 5, same as Heath Shuler.

5. I'm pretty sure he can use telekenisis to make the ball curve around defenders into WRs hands.

Need I say more.