Will Jason Campbell return?

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

They're coming fast and furious lately huh...

Doesn't have a strong arm, can't remember plays, no emotion, etc.

I also hear that:

- his sh** stinks worse than the average chocolate monkey;
- he regularly has breakfest with known Skins hater Peter King;
- he wears "Thomas the Tank Engine" underwear;
- he is actually a cylon;
- at night, when he is all alone (and not banging his beauty queen girlfriend), he wishes he could play for Philadelphia; and
- he doesn't think Art Monk should be in the Hall of Fame.