Redskins Humor..

saden1 · 10-28-2009, 11:26 AM

If you can't laugh at yourself who can you?

Q. What do you call millionaires sitting... around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. ......What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?

A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Senior Citizen

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10-28-2009, 11:26 AM	#30
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Cheer Up If you can't laugh at yourself who can you? Q. What do you call millionaires sitting... around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. ......What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century. Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

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