What do Big Ben and Lawrence Taylor have in common?

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I'm guessing (assuming?) his defense will be it was consensual and she didn't look 15/she lied about her age

Seems to be the popular approach; or if it's on tape.. the classic R Kelly

"I want America to know that you can't believe everything you hear; now you can't believe everything you see ... Nowadays you can make a tape. You can make a song. It can sound like a person or look like a person ... but that's not me,"