Fan question

[over the mountain]

I have to go to the Ravens-Bills game this Sunday at 1 pm. Have = i tried my dandest to get out of it but apparently my offhand comment months ago that "it'd be nice to go to a game at M&T Bank, I heard theres not a bad seat in the house" meant "hunny, when the 1st opportunity arisies can you buy ravens tickets at face value for a regular season game at the same time the skins game is on and even though we are buying a house and we agreed not to make any purchases more than a $10 sandwhich without agreeing on it first, just go ahead and drop $160".

My problems with going to the game are many:
1) we are supposed to be saving money
2) we already paid $160 for 2 tickets but the way we drink (and tip our local tenders) its going to be $300 when all said and done
3) the freakin skins game is on at 1 pm
4) im not a freakin ravens fan, thoo i do "not hate them" i dont want to spend money on them

but the real problem is

I love drinking, partying, tailgating, bar hopping, and we are going to tailgate with a bunch of ravens fans. for me to have the most fun and to maximize our dollar, im going to have to embrace this thing. I mean like wear something purple embrace.

its going to be lame if i wear regular clothes, then people are going to be like "what are you a bills fan?" or feel left out of the whole pregame tailgate which i love. ive tried convincing my lady for us to wear blue and red for the bils but shes not havin it. she wants to have fun, party and tailgate raven style.

so, what do i do?

1) borrow a purple hoodie from a buddy and just drink and try to embrace a raven sunday?

2) just wear neutral colors but try and get into the whole vibe/pregame pump up even though i dont have a dog in this fight

wearing skins stuff aint happenin, thats always lame and given the treatment i give boys fans at fed ex or yanks fans at camden when we dont play them, its not happening. wearing your teams stuff to a game there not playing is the gayest thing ever. id punch my self.

and i tried convincing her that she should take her best friend who is a big ravens fan and i dont think he has gone to a home game yet, didnt work, she wants to paartay.

what sayeth the mob?

and please keep in mind, im not trying to make a statement at tehgame or anything, just trying to enjoy the sunday as much as possible without crossing over a line of loyalty. i already feel alil bad, i dont know if i can wear a purple hoodie when the moment of truth arises. i mean, WTF am i gonna do, golf clap for both teams the entire game? i dont give 2 shats if ed reed comes back and returns an int, im still not gonna cheer.