2011 NFL Mock Draft thread.

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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

You know, I'm tempted to say congrads Peyton, but then I thought f**k that. Guy has millions of dollars, a Super Bowl ring, beautiful wife, multiple pro bowls, a pro player as a father that let him hang out with other pros as a kid, a quick release that limits the number of hits he takes, and now TWINS!

F**k that.

Oh and it's not regular twins where they'll have to worry about one uping each other all the time or who will play QB, NO! One's a boy and one's a girl. And of course he's a rich football star so all the dirty work of being a parent will be given to a nanny. Oh and the kids Uncle Eli also has a Super Bowl ring and millions of dollars. The perfect little family. F**k you Peyton and your perfect life. Lol.

Don't forget a thinning head of hair to match a receding hair line with that non-heterosexual comb over.