Donovan McNabb's comments in the Washington Post

[MTK]

I think given how his recovery has gone so far, Griffin is doing all the right things and then some. If he were still limping around the "he's doing too much" crowd might have a better argument.

[SmootSmack]

It amazes me 1) how many people don't grasp the idea of "controlling the message" and 2) how little fans think of players' abilities to multitask and handle multiple responsibilities like the rest of society..

What the hell is this crap of he needs to only focus on rehab? Speaking to the media for a few minutes a week isn't going to cripple him (pun intended?). All you mother****ers are posting here, taking away from other things you could/should be doing but do you look in the mirror and say damn maybe I'd get that promotion if I wasn't slacking off posting on this message board, shit maybe I wouldn't be so fat if I worked out these 30 minutes instead of reading these posts, **** maybe I wouldn't be single still if I was out meeting people instead of starting a new thread here.

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

It amazes me 1) how many people don't grasp the idea of "controlling the message" and 2) how little fans think of players' abilities to multitask and handle multiple responsibilities like the rest of society..

What the hell is this crap of he needs to only focus on rehab? Speaking to the media for a few minutes a week isn't going to cripple him (pun intended?). All you mother****ers are posting here, taking away from other things you could/should be doing but do you look in the mirror and say damn maybe I'd get that promotion if I wasn't slacking off posting on this message board, shit maybe I wouldn't be so fat if I worked out these 30 minutes instead of reading these posts, **** maybe I wouldn't be single still if I was out meeting people instead of starting a new thread here.

SS with a hundo fastball right under the chin!

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

It amazes me 1) how many people don't grasp the idea of "controlling the message" and 2) how little fans think of players' abilities to multitask and handle multiple responsibilities like the rest of society..

What the hell is this crap of he needs to only focus on rehab? Speaking to the media for a few minutes a week isn't going to cripple him (pun intended?). All you mother****ers are posting here, taking away from other things you could/should be doing but do you look in the mirror and say damn maybe I'd get that promotion if I wasn't slacking off posting on this message board, shit maybe I wouldn't be so fat if I worked out these 30 minutes instead of reading these posts, **** maybe I wouldn't be single still if I was out meeting people instead of starting a new thread here.

Took the words right outta my mouth. I wish you could have spelled out mother****ers though.

[Coff]

I can understand what McNabb is saying here; I mean, from his perspective RGIII is definitely doing too much. He's taking time to learn the playbook and his role in the offense. Certainly that's significantly more than McNabb did while in DC, and we saw how successful his tenure here was. From that perspective it's very good advice.

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Hey look. Goat is sticking up for someone who trashes the Shanahans.

Ahhh ... it's like we are right back in the season again! Thanks Goat for the fond memories.

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

It amazes me 1) how many people don't grasp the idea of "controlling the message" and 2) how little fans think of players' abilities to multitask and handle multiple responsibilities like the rest of society..

What the hell is this crap of he needs to only focus on rehab? Speaking to the media for a few minutes a week isn't going to cripple him (pun intended?). All you mother****ers are posting here, taking away from other things you could/should be doing but do you look in the mirror and say damn maybe I'd get that promotion if I wasn't slacking off posting on this message board, shit maybe I wouldn't be so fat if I worked out these 30 minutes instead of reading these posts, **** maybe I wouldn't be single still if I was out meeting people instead of starting a new thread here.

100% accurate, but still funny as hell.

I like it when Smoot channels his inner beastmode. Give into the dark side.

[Chico23231]

awwwe the rules of engagement. Glad to know can look to the Warpath to keep me up to date with the etiquette of when I can talk about somebody's mama.

[Chico23231]

Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

Yo mama is so fat that the UN has declared her an independent country.

[irish]

In the end it turns out Shanny was correct about McNabb and McNabb doesnt like it.

[Chico23231]

Yo mama is so fat her bellybutton got an echo.

[SirLK26]

Yo mama so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

[mooby]

Yo mama so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

[SirLK26]

Originally Posted by mooby

Yo mama so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Awesome! Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[mbedner3420]

I find it hilarious what this threat has turned into...