What REALLY grinds your gears?

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.

Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online

[Daseal]

Originally Posted by Monkeydad

Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online

I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by Daseal

I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

Ill try anything at this point. St Patrick sounds good. Havent seen the lil bastard, brought the lab back to the house. We will see

[Lotus]

There are snake traps which you can get from hardware stores which are basically sticky traps. A snake gets stuck slithering across. If you put a couple down, within a couple of days you should have either a captive snake or the peace of mind that the snake is gone.

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by Lotus

There are snake traps which you can get from hardware stores which are basically sticky traps. A snake gets stuck slithering across. If you put a couple down, within a couple of days you should have either a captive snake or the peace of mind that the snake is gone.

Or vet visit with the cat or labador lol

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Or vet visit with the cat or labador lol

Maybe you could put the traps under a chair, bed, or some place like that where a snake would go but a lab would not.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Lotus

Maybe you could put the traps under a chair, bed, or some place like that where a snake would go but a lab would not.

I'm picturing Chico reaching under his couch, or one of those hard-to-reach places to plant a trap just as Senor Slither wakes from a two day snooze, all hungry.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Lotus

Maybe you could put the traps under a chair, bed, or some place like that where a snake would go but a lab would not.

Cats go under couches but hey, it's a cat, no big loss.