Bears Are Gonna Kick Yo Ass

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Dear 13-year-old pimply-faced idiot:

I'm from the Chicago area and I am quite familiar with the Bears. Here are some of my thoughts:

1. Kyle Orton is going to need surgery to remove Arrington's foot from his arse after tomorrow.

2. It doesn't matter how good Moose was last year because a wideout isn't any good if the quarterback is being face-planted before he gets a pass off.

3. Your defense is decent, not great, not poor, but decent. Don't get your mother's panties in a bunch over Urlacher being a good middle linebacker.

4. Your team is now one of the league's worst, so don't come here talking trash until you have something to talk trash about.

5. Until you wipe the clearasil from your face and the K-Y from your butt, please do not return to this site again.

PS - Sorry warpathers for being "undignified," but this guy is a moron who deserves it. If he was civil and smart in his posts, I would not have talked down to him like I do above.



get his arrogant brains bashed in