DALLAS WEEK: cowboy joke thread

[mooby]

here's mine:

q: 4 cowboys are in a police car. who's driving?

a: the police officer.

jerry jones died and went to heaven. when he got there, god came to him and sent him to a rattled old shack and said this was his home. jerry jones looked up the hill and saw a decorated mansion painted burgundy and gold, with redskins flags and memorabilia everywhere. jerry jones asked god why he put his house next to jack kent cooke's. god laughed and said, that isn't cooke's home, that is my home.