Around the League...Training Camp Style!

KI Skins Fan · 08-31-2014, 08:44 AM

New York is great place for professional athletes, in part because they live in a major media center. NY players can get national commercials even if they suck like Eli did last season.

But who cares how many commercials Eli does. He doesn't even need to practice, as far as I'm concerned. I just want him to continue tossing up interceptions.

Eli ought to do commercials for interceptions. In this one, he plays the role of a waiter:

"My name is Eli and I'll be your interception server today!"

"Hello, Eli. We'd like to order a serving of Eli picks for each of our games against the Giants this season. How many interceptions are in a serving?"

"One in the appetiizer and two in the entree."

"We'll have the entree, please, but could you bring us one pick early in the first quarter, deep in your territory? We'll have the second one late in the fourth quarter, please. Thank you, Eli."

"No problem. I'll be right back with your first pick."

CRedskinsRule · 08-31-2014, 11:28 AM

WOW Did this guy not see Goodell's note

San Francisco 49ers' Ray McDonald arrested by SJPD on felony domestic violence charges - @KTVU http://t.co/KirKScUetO

Chico23231 · 08-31-2014, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

WOW Did this guy not see Goodell's note

San Francisco 49ers' Ray McDonald arrested by SJPD on felony domestic violence charges - @KTVU http://t.co/KirKScUetO

The victim is pregnant...class act. Eff this guy

mooby · 08-31-2014, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

The victim is pregnant...class act. Eff this guy

This just in, Ray Mcdonald's punishment:

NC_Skins · 08-31-2014, 01:57 PM

@RapSheet

Ryan Mallett has been traded to the #Texans, source says

The Dark Lord continues to wheel and deal this year.

CRedskinsRule · 08-31-2014, 02:03 PM

So who do you want Houston to start? Mallet or Fitzgerald, or whoever there preseason qb was?

mooby · 08-31-2014, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

So who do you want Houston to start? Mallet or Fitzgerald, or whoever there preseason qb was?

Man, if Houston starts Mallett day 1 with barely any time to even look at the playbook, they gotta be insanely desperate. They weren't looking too good already with trying to ride Fitzpatrick through the year, but starting a young impressionable qb a week after bringing him in is one of the worst things you could do in the NFL.

skinsfan69 · 09-02-2014, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

So who do you want Houston to start? Mallet or Fitzgerald, or whoever there preseason qb was?

They're going to play Fitzpatrick Sunday. We need to get after his ass and empty the playbook with blitzes.

JoeRedskin · 08-31-2014, 02:06 PM

Mallet. I still think he's a scrub.

MTK · 08-31-2014, 02:20 PM

^ yeah hard to imagine Mallet starting week 1.

mbedner3420 · 08-31-2014, 02:42 PM

Disagree, this move was clearly done because Texas fear our stifling, steel curtain Defense.

/sarcasm

Lotus · 08-31-2014, 05:35 PM

Conditional 7th. NE got almost nothing for Mallet.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 08-31-2014, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotus

Conditional 7th. NE got almost nothing for Mallet.

Because he is nothing.

NC_Skins · 09-01-2014, 07:12 PM

@JayGlazer

Breaking: Raiders players have been informed that the team is making the switch at QB and starting Derek Carr over Matt Schaub

donofriose · 09-01-2014, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NC_Skins

@JayGlazer

Breaking: Raiders players have been informed that the team is making the switch at QB and starting Derek Carr over Matt Schaub

Right choice. Schaub has been terrible recently.

08-31-2014, 08:44 AM	#1
KI Skins Fan Pro Bowl Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jacksonville, Forida Posts: 6,412	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! New York is great place for professional athletes, in part because they live in a major media center. NY players can get national commercials even if they suck like Eli did last season. But who cares how many commercials Eli does. He doesn't even need to practice, as far as I'm concerned. I just want him to continue tossing up interceptions. Eli ought to do commercials for interceptions. In this one, he plays the role of a waiter: "My name is Eli and I'll be your interception server today!" "Hello, Eli. We'd like to order a serving of Eli picks for each of our games against the Giants this season. How many interceptions are in a serving?" "One in the appetiizer and two in the entree." "We'll have the entree, please, but could you bring us one pick early in the first quarter, deep in your territory? We'll have the second one late in the fourth quarter, please. Thank you, Eli." "No problem. I'll be right back with your first pick." __________________ I'm a big Caitlin Clark fan!

08-31-2014, 11:28 AM	#2
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,744	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! WOW Did this guy not see Goodell's note San Francisco 49ers' Ray McDonald arrested by SJPD on felony domestic violence charges - @KTVU http://t.co/KirKScUetO

08-31-2014, 01:57 PM	#5
NC_Skins Gamebreaker Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 14,738	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! @RapSheet Ryan Mallett has been traded to the #Texans, source says The Dark Lord continues to wheel and deal this year. __________________ "So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

08-31-2014, 02:03 PM	#6
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 58 Posts: 21,744	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! So who do you want Houston to start? Mallet or Fitzgerald, or whoever there preseason qb was?

08-31-2014, 02:06 PM	#9
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 63 Posts: 10,401	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! Mallet. I still think he's a scrub. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

08-31-2014, 02:20 PM	#10
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,044	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! ^ yeah hard to imagine Mallet starting week 1. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

08-31-2014, 02:42 PM	#11
mbedner3420 The Starter Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,900	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! Disagree, this move was clearly done because Texas fear our stifling, steel curtain Defense. /sarcasm

08-31-2014, 05:35 PM	#12
Lotus Fire Bruce NOW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 11,434	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! Conditional 7th. NE got almost nothing for Mallet. __________________ Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny

09-01-2014, 07:12 PM	#14
NC_Skins Gamebreaker Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 14,738	Re: Around the League...Training Camp Style! @JayGlazer Breaking: Raiders players have been informed that the team is making the switch at QB and starting Derek Carr over Matt Schaub __________________ "So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

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