Drunk Thread

[over the mountain]

So the lady and child went to va for a weekend family reunion which means I get a hall pass this weekend. I live in upper fells point which is nice bc I can start bar hoping outside my door.
But I am writing for something much more important. I've come up with an ingenuous idea.
My lady's bday is in 3 weeks. I am going to buy and wrap her a present before she gets back and leave it in the closet where she will see it every day for 3 weeks.
Every she looks in the closet I will be scoring kinky sex points. Granted each time it will be very small almost negligible points but 5 times day for 21 days equals a lot of happiness for her. Every time she sees it she will be surprised and shocked I actually remembered and didn't last second half ass it.
Shit I will be scoring points during the week when I'm at work and not even home
Man I am one whopped whipped trained lap dog