F...Ebola

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Exactly. Notice the only people to get sick so far have been the healthcare workers who treated the guy. You have to come in contact with bodily fluids.

Since there seems to be confusion about how to contract it, here is a brief list of things you should NOT do if you might be infected with Ebola:


1. Fly on a commercial airliner
2. Go dress shopping with your bridal party
3. Go skinny dipping in a drinking water reservoir
4. Play spin the bottle
5. Take a golden shower
6. Say the words "Sufferin Succotash"
7. Play Twister in a Sauna (Europeans included)
8. Drink Castor oil before a pie eating contest

Eff that i love skinny dippin in a drinking water reservoir. Sue me.