What you want for Xmas?

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Originally Posted by over the mountain

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When I woke up and went into the bathroom this morning, this was waiting for me. allow me to break this down:

laptop = $500
knife sharpener = $30?
camcorder = $150 back in 1988
large cast iron skillet = $50 or more
gift card for massage and lunch = $100 for massage, $50 for lunch
new battery pack for expensive ass camera i bought her last year = $30?
gift card for clothes = $100
"yes please" book = $20
"choose your own autobiography" book = $20
new cell phone = $100 plus 2 yr contract

total = $1,150 plus $40/mo for the next 2 years

WTF. does anyone else have to deal with this? my whole house is full of sticky notes pointing out shit i need to "improve" on or do or dont do. She is also going to new orleans with her friend in feb ....


anyways, my list:

1 six pack firestone union jack
1 six pack sculpin
1 six pack titan ipa
1 bottle eggnog (the good stuff)
variety pack of premium cigars (patels, CAIs etc)
jumper cables
wheel lock key

what i will end up getting:

1 used chuck palahniuk book
1 used DVD of a movie i either dont like or have on demand
the wrong type of cigars
a six pack of some crap beer she bought across the street

Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.

lol omg, I'm just kidding.

You know you love her despite her extravagant... needs and her lovable... shaming you?