I'm facing a dilemma (sp)

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by canthetuna

Did you pay for that appointment? If so you got hosed. When my wife is adamant about making plans during a game, I just drop the cat off at the pound about 2 hours before the game and tell her she got out. I let her walk around the neighborhood and make up fliers for a few hours. Then I go "looking" for the cat after she gets exhausted (usually around 6) and I always "find" her. Then I get Hero Sex.

You gotta be more creative.

While I found this solution amazingly creative and laugh my balls off funny, my wife (who was reading the posts over my shoulder) found it less than amusing (actually, her exact words - with more than a little anger in her tone - were "What a bastard"). So, consider yourself chastized.

I, however, am most disappointed by the fact that she read the post - now I can never use this one. Damn!

(J/k - my wife actually is a BIG skins fan now. She still hasn't forgiven Spurrier for letting Stephen Davis get away, AND, more importantly - the first football game she went to with me was the game they FINALLY broke the losing streak against Dallas in '93).