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Old 01-25-2017, 01:47 PM   #1
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my job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks i work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and i still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day i have to look at this huge great dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes i even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to mcdonalds and burger king, every single fucking day.
Anyway, i drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
this is classic gold!!!
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Old 01-25-2017, 04:28 PM   #2
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So, are there any past Warpathers you know of that actually did pass away?
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Old 01-25-2017, 04:53 PM   #3
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So, are there any past Warpathers you know of that actually did pass away?
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Old 01-26-2017, 09:35 AM   #4
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Or maybe I should rephrase the question and ask are there any past Warpathers that Schneed has killed?
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Or maybe I should rephrase the question and ask are there any past Warpathers that Schneed has killed?
LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.
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LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.
You already forgotten about that guy you ran off the road for going slow in the left lane?
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:28 AM   #7
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LOL

In seriousness I hope not. Don't know of any. Though you always wonder when certain folks just disappear from the boards.
I blame a lot of it on Facebook and Twitter. People are mainly using the internet now to check those social apps, stream Netflix, and buy from Amazon. The days of posting on forums boards and surfing Yahoo to find cool new websites are a thing in the past.

So I'd imagine a lot of the past members probably just felt the medium is too old for them.
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I blame a lot of it on Facebook and Twitter. People are mainly using the internet now to check those social apps, stream Netflix, and buy from Amazon. The days of posting on forums boards and surfing Yahoo to find cool new websites are a thing in the past.

So I'd imagine a lot of the past members probably just felt the medium is too old for them.
Yeah Facebook has a ton of fan pages out there.
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Old 01-30-2017, 02:08 PM   #9
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this is classic gold!!!


Agreed. The scooby doo one cracks me up. Just the last line. Lmao. Anyway we drive around in a van and solve mysteries and shit. Hahaha.
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