What Would Happen if Snyder Died?

[BrudLee]

There are a few misconceptions about how players view Dan Snyder. One thing cannot be overstated, though - he pays very well.

So, what would the reaction be? Grief for some, indifference for some, and the inconsolable emptiness when someone fixes a broken cash machine that spits out too much money for others.

[BDBohnzie]

Players would be solemn, fans would live it up

[Master4Caster]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

There are a few misconceptions about how players view Dan Snyder. One thing cannot be overstated, though - he pays very well.

So, what would the reaction be? Grief for some, indifference for some, and the inconsolable emptiness when someone fixes a broken cash machine that spits out too much money for others.

Very funny!

What would happen?

1. Snyder's portrait will be on the first eight pages of GAMEDAY, the programme sold at the games. It will be a bio telling how all his life experiences led up to his successful ownership of the franchise.
2. FedEx Field would be renamed FedEx Snyder Memorial Park
3. Future Hall of Famers Deion Sanders and Bruce Smith will attend the funeral in gratitude for the second chance in their career.
4. The grief stricken Redskins will lose to an NFC East rival 36-0.
5. Six Flags will finally agree to be acquired by Snyder. Oops, too late.
6. God's contract will be terminated in a dispute over control.

I think Snyder would be remembered as the man to got Gibbs back and it would be left at that.