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01-26-2009, 08:19 PM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
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wow... where the hell do you get those things? whose idea was it to actually market and manufacture a plush uterus? with detachable ovaries.
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01-26-2009, 09:12 AM
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Uncle Phil
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Joe Gibbs showing off his "Tony Stewart" side
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01-26-2009, 11:36 AM
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Hail Raiser
 
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
lol damn JG is hardcore on the track
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01-27-2009, 06:50 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
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"It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice." - Scooter "I feel like Dirtbag has been slowly and methodically trolling the board for a month or so now." - FRPLG Last edited by Dirtbag59; 01-27-2009 at 06:56 PM. |
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01-31-2009, 08:27 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Lol, I made this on the day the mods went away to express the chaos that was the unmoderated Warpath.
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02-04-2009, 04:47 AM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: 129 W 81st street
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02-04-2009, 05:17 AM
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Playmaker
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02-04-2009, 08:35 AM
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Playmaker
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... |
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02-04-2009, 03:09 PM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
come on angry, come clean
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02-04-2009, 03:18 PM
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02-05-2009, 10:43 PM
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Hail Raiser
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02-06-2009, 05:13 AM
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Playmaker
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02-06-2009, 08:42 PM
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Assistant Regional Mod
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
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dude i am completely getting and x-masturbater shirt! that kicks much ass. its reminds me of classsic mitch hedberg: "I used to do drugs.... I still do, but I used to, too."
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02-07-2009, 02:02 PM
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02-08-2009, 11:49 AM
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Don't fail her tests!
I think he's in the doghouse: 
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