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Old 03-30-2021, 11:56 AM   #1
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When Humpy gets a bumpy?
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Old 03-30-2021, 12:00 PM   #2
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When Humpy gets a bumpy?
.... he gets grumpy.

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Old 03-30-2021, 12:20 PM   #3
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When Humpy gets a bumpy?
I blame MD for this
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Old 03-30-2021, 01:28 PM   #4
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no worries his wife will make him feel better with a little rumpy pumpy
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Old 03-30-2021, 02:11 PM   #5
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Humpy's wife is pleasantly plumpy, but not frumpy

this of course enhances the rumpy pumpy
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Old 03-30-2021, 03:01 PM   #7
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Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking this when I read the previous page.

*random thought* should I reference the humpty dance...
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Good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking this when I read the previous page.

*random thought* should I reference the humpty dance...
Even more hilarious is looking at a photo of this guy and thinking: "In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear."

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Even more hilarious is looking at a photo of this guy and thinking: "In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear."

That’s the gaze after being called Humpy by a man for the first time.
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That’s the gaze after being called Humpy by a man for the first time.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL. I forgot about this thread, came back and audibly laughed at that comment.
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I have now gone through the alphabet twice and added an umpy to every letter. The only other word I can come up with is mumpy and it isn’t a word. So....
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I have now gone through the alphabet twice and added an umpy to every letter. The only other word I can come up with is mumpy and it isn’t a word. So....
did we get to jumpy or clumpy
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If someone new joined the site and this was the 1st conversation they saw...

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LOL. I would actually be like wow I found my happy place, but I am extremely mentally underdeveloped for my age.
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