Coronavirus (sports edition) thread

[SunnySide]

Last night I had a dream me and my lady were touring this beautiful home we just bought on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Somehow I end up in the neighbors lawn and she comes out looking evil and she siks her dog on me and this huge dog comes charging from the house and is running down this long yard at me. I just stand there all cool like and just as it jumps at me, I duck and it goes flying over this rail and down this huge cliff to its death.

In my dream I was like "holy shit brah, you just beasted in a dream brah, lets not wake up and kick some more shit". Then in my dream I had sex with my cousin, she came and sat on my lap and was all flirty and aggressive. Only I knew it was wrong in my dream and it felt weird.

I feel weird now, thinking about it. I need a shrink to work through this.

Anyway ...