Snyder (the absolute worst owner in all of sports) to stay on a owner

[Chief X_Phackter]

That's easy - SAW

The film tells a nonlinear narrative, revolving around the mystery of the Jigsaw Killer, who tests his victims' will to live by putting them through deadly "games" where they must inflict great physical pain upon themselves to survive.

Whereas:

The owner of the Washington Redskins/Football Team tests the will of fans all over the world by putting them through season after season of high expectations, followed by oftentimes unwatchable games, and ultimately unfavorable season-end results, as we all inflict great emotional and psychological pain on ourselves by perennially and preposterously thinking that someday things will change.